Eway - IC Contact Post

[outstandingbalance]

Voice, text, etc. Talk to me.

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[captain_america]

Why does everyone assume I’m a virgin?

[ Thats it. That’s the text. He hopes she wasn’t drinking anything. ]

[outstandingbalance]

[She wasn't, but it was a close call.]

Is that a rhetorical question?

[captain_america]

Half and half? People realize we had sex in the 40s right?

[outstandingbalance]

Generally, yes. Most people don't think that sex was invented in 1967.

Might just be you specifically they have a hard time picturing having sex.

Considering how you reacted to a lip ring.

[captain_america]

To be fair I still don’t understand how people kiss with lip rings. Does it get in the way? Do they take them out?

[outstandingbalance]

And you wonder why people think you're a virgin.

[captain_america]

No one had lip rings on the 40s!

We had condoms though.

[outstandingbalance]

You personally?

[captain_america]

Soldiers were issued condoms.

[ He’s gonna make you work for it Nat. ]

[outstandingbalance]

Doesn't answer my question.

Does raise another though.

[captain_america]

Whats that?

[outstandingbalance]

Who's been assuming you're a virgin?

[captain_america]

Who hasn’t?

[ Not that he thinks everyone thinks about his sex life but...it’s been brought up. ]

Most recently? Juliet.

[outstandingbalance]

[This is the one he texted her about.]

I never assumed you were a virgin.

Juliet's interested in your sex life?

[captain_america]

Really?

[ natasha is a good friend. ]

....yes?

[outstandingbalance]

Not an actual virgin.

[Maybe not that good of friend. But she's tried hooking Steve up with people before.]

Do you want me to answer the question?

[captain_america]

...I’m going to regret this aren’t I? Yes.

[outstandingbalance]

Anything I should know, Steve?

[captain_america]

I can neither confirm or deny that I’ve not gone to bed alone in a while.

[outstandingbalance]

I hope she doesn't still think you're a virgin, Rogers.

[captain_america]

Pretty sure I’ve convinced her at this point.

[outstandingbalance]

And this is the first I hear about it.

[Teasing. All things considered, if Natasha were sleeping with anyone in Wonderland, she'd probably keep that close to the vest too.]

[captain_america]

Wanted to go a week or two before the teasing started.

[ Also teasing. Mostly he wanted to make sure it was going well. He’s not exactly all that good at relationships. ]

[outstandingbalance]

Now I have to make up for lost time.

[captain_america]

One of these days, Romanoff.

[outstandingbalance]

You pretend you don't like it.

[captain_america]

You’ve found me out.

[outstandingbalance]

So you happy?

No that you have someone who can corroborate you're not a virgin.

[captain_america]

Well that was the goal after all.



Yeah. I am. Though admitting that makes me worry something is going to come and take it away.

[outstandingbalance]

[Probably the real reason he hadn't mentioned it before. Not that Natasha's going to call him on it.]

Always can. Not a reason not to enjoy it while it lasts.