Natasha Romanoff (
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Oh, I'm sure I could teach you a thing or two.
[Humility is for people who aren't world class assassins.]
I'm going to hold you to this.
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[ Matt smirks, confident. He is absolutely sure she could show him a thing or two. He's also sure he's got some moves she's never seen before so he's sure they'd have fun. Oh, and at fighting too, I guess. ]
I look forward to it.
[ Can't say he ever pictured himself hooking up (to fight) with an Avenger before. ]
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Your friends aren't going to come after me for taking advantage of a blind man, are they?
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Pretty sure that'll be the last thing on either of their minds if they heard about you.
[ Foggy would groan and suffer, Connor would probably want to know if they've banged. So yeah, priorities. ]
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He's a lot more expressive than she is.]
I don't know. Your one friend sometimes looks like he's afraid I'm going to eat him.
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Foggy's just jumpy. He's a big fan of the Avengers, so he probably got all star-struck when he first saw you.
[ As opposed to Matt, who very surely did not admire them. At all. He's kind of a stick in the mud. ]
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[She knows which of the Avengers sell toys.]
Not that Stark doesn't have his fans, but they tend to me... creepier.
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[ Well, it looks like that alcohol is starting to do its thing, huh? ]
Can't say I'm a huge fan of Tony Stark. I know what he did was great and all but he's... well, I don't envy having to deal with him. He comes off as kind of a prick.
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[ Since secrecy seems to be a pretty big superhero thing... god knows, Matt values his privacy.
Hello Bendis is that you.]no subject
[Her tone is very dry when she adds:]
He likes his name in lights.
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[ Matt would have punched his lights out for that. Fact. ]
Can't imagine that works out too well for you, with your line of work.
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It's not something we see eye to eye on. He's never going to understand keeping a low profile.
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[ Matt laughs. Is this a circle he can be a part of now? Superheroes? He's not really comfortable with that, no thanks. ]
I don't usually say this, but I think you guys are a little bit out of my league.
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[She can't help but find his reaction funny. Didn't she already say she was only here because she fell int a bad crowd.]
But I wouldn't say that puts us in a different league. The Avengers aren't even in the same league. Unless you think an ex-Russian spy is on the same level as actual superheroes.
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[ Matt may want to save people but he draws the line at that kind of scope. He sincerely hopes he never "falls in with a bad crowd" like Natasha did.
He'll just start his own crowd with Luke Cage and Danny Rand someday.]Maybe next time aliens attack New York, I'll get roped into it too.
[ He really doesn't want there to be a next time, but he has to admit... it could happen. He's got a superhero name and everything. ]
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What a good looking crowd.]If New York gets attacked again, we'll need all the help we can get.
[It's very clear from her tone that she'd also would really prefer that not happen again. Especially since the Avengers aren't exactly what they used to be.
Not that she doesn't trust Sam or Rhodey, but...]
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Maybe they can convince Jessica and make it a party.]I'll hardly be standing by if it happens again. It's my home.
[ Much as Matt might not want it to happen either, he can't completely say it won't. They live in a new world now-- one with aliens and superheroes and all sorts of crazy shit. Nothing's impossible. ]
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That would make it a party. A very good looking party.]No, I wouldn't imagine you standing aside if you could help. And believe me, everyone keeping their head in a situation like that helps.