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Natasha Romanoff ([personal profile] outstandingbalance) wrote2015-10-27 06:57 pm

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devilsavocado: (smirk; good one)

[personal profile] devilsavocado 2016-01-03 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
Bring it on.

[ Matt smirks, confident. He is absolutely sure she could show him a thing or two. He's also sure he's got some moves she's never seen before so he's sure they'd have fun. Oh, and at fighting too, I guess. ]

I look forward to it.

[ Can't say he ever pictured himself hooking up (to fight) with an Avenger before. ]
devilsavocado: (avocado; u can't speak punjabi)

[personal profile] devilsavocado 2016-01-03 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
[ Matt barks a laugh, knocking his shoulder on hers as he tosses his head back. He's very expressive when he laughs honestly, ok. ]

Pretty sure that'll be the last thing on either of their minds if they heard about you.

[ Foggy would groan and suffer, Connor would probably want to know if they've banged. So yeah, priorities. ]
devilsavocado: (I mean you're not wrong)

[personal profile] devilsavocado 2016-01-03 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ The downside(?) to never seeing your own reflection, honestly. ]

Foggy's just jumpy. He's a big fan of the Avengers, so he probably got all star-struck when he first saw you.

[ As opposed to Matt, who very surely did not admire them. At all. He's kind of a stick in the mud. ]
Edited (oops missed a smidge) 2016-01-03 08:30 (UTC)
devilsavocado: (smirk; some would say that)

[personal profile] devilsavocado 2016-01-03 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Yep. Wholesome and handsome. That's Foggy's type.

[ Well, it looks like that alcohol is starting to do its thing, huh? ]

Can't say I'm a huge fan of Tony Stark. I know what he did was great and all but he's... well, I don't envy having to deal with him. He comes off as kind of a prick.
devilsavocado: (the devil; heh)

[personal profile] devilsavocado 2016-01-03 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Doesn't surprise me. He didn't exactly seem the superhero type when he was announcing his identity on live TV.

[ Since secrecy seems to be a pretty big superhero thing... god knows, Matt values his privacy. Hello Bendis is that you. ]
devilsavocado: (interested; confused)

[personal profile] devilsavocado 2016-01-04 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
No kidding.

[ Matt would have punched his lights out for that. Fact. ]

Can't imagine that works out too well for you, with your line of work.
devilsavocado: (my life is a shitshow right now)

[personal profile] devilsavocado 2016-01-04 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
Something tells me he and I wouldn't get along.

[ Matt laughs. Is this a circle he can be a part of now? Superheroes? He's not really comfortable with that, no thanks. ]

I don't usually say this, but I think you guys are a little bit out of my league.
devilsavocado: (convincing; listen to me)

[personal profile] devilsavocado 2016-01-04 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
Saved the world, didn't you? Guess it doesn't matter what league you're in as long as you do that.

[ Matt may want to save people but he draws the line at that kind of scope. He sincerely hopes he never "falls in with a bad crowd" like Natasha did. He'll just start his own crowd with Luke Cage and Danny Rand someday. ]

Maybe next time aliens attack New York, I'll get roped into it too.

[ He really doesn't want there to be a next time, but he has to admit... it could happen. He's got a superhero name and everything. ]
devilsavocado: (the devil; eyyy)

[personal profile] devilsavocado 2016-01-05 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ Maybe they can convince Jessica and make it a party. ]

I'll hardly be standing by if it happens again. It's my home.

[ Much as Matt might not want it to happen either, he can't completely say it won't. They live in a new world now-- one with aliens and superheroes and all sorts of crazy shit. Nothing's impossible. ]