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[devilsavocado]

[ Matt's smile picks up. He's big on justice, big on doing the right thing, and big on making hot women smile. So that's three for three. ]

Unfortunately, no. Used to be able to-- heart rate and things like that, but faces have always been pretty vague.

[ He laughs once she mentions money. Ah yes, money. That thing they never have. ]

Foggy says the same thing. Defending innocent people makes it pretty hard to make a living, but we try to keep our record clean. It depends on who wins out the argument, really.

[ And Matt is really, really good at arguing with Foggy. ]

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[She clearly should have talked to him about this before—but it's different with his secret out. Either way, his passion for the law is exciting to see. She doesn't share it, and she's too cynical to be infected with it now, but that doesn't lessen the fact that it's good to see him warming to the subject.]

There's more important things in life than money anyway.

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Exactly.

[ Matt smiles, warmer now. Maybe it's cause he's had this conversation several times before with Foggy-- and even when they disagree, Matt still wins. It's familiar. This time when he pours them a glass, it's a bit more friendly than just mopey. ]

Might not be able to pay the bills with 'truth and justice,' but it hasn't stopped me yet.

[ He's kidding. Mostly. Totally. It'd be kinda sad if he wasn't... ]

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[After everything Matt's been through, Natasha considers that smile a success. She lifts her glass, smiling in return, even if Matt can see either. Then she takes a healthy drink.]

Somehow, you seem like the kind of guy who'll make it work—like someone who's not about to let a little thing like paying the electric bill get in the way of doing what you think needs to be done.

[She really isn't sure how she keeps making this kind of friend. Bad influences all around.]

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Well, it's not like I need the light.

[ Foggy and Connor have definitely come home to an "empty" apartment, only to discover that Matt had simply not turned the lights on. ]

But I'm a stubborn sonuvabitch, you're right about that.

[ Doesn't matter how hard you hit him, he'll always get back up. Always. ]

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Stubborn, huh? Well, that is finally something we have in common.

[There's a warm smile in her tone as she says that, mirroring him.]

I knew there was a reason I liked you. Stubborn, and a fighter. You know, I wouldn't mind seeing what you can do.

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[ That sets him smirking again, so yeah, he scoots a little closer. ]

Wouldn't mind showing off, if that's what you're into.

[ They could surely mean in the ring but they could also mean not in the ring, if you know what I'm sayin. Cause Matt knows what he's sayin. ]

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[Little of column A, little of column B.]

Oh, I don't know about that. It's only really showing off if I can't keep up.

[She knows what you're sayin' too, Matt.]

You think I can't keep up?

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Never said that. Going toe to toe with you would be pretty fun.

[ He raises his glass and offers her a tiny toast, if only because-- really, he'd enjoy that. In both senses of the phrase. ]

I bet you could even teach me a thing or two.

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[She'll raise her glass to click his obligingly. She believes him. And while she offered to come out for him, she finds that this kind of interaction was something she was missing.]

Oh, I'm sure I could teach you a thing or two.

[Humility is for people who aren't world class assassins.]

I'm going to hold you to this.

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Bring it on.

[ Matt smirks, confident. He is absolutely sure she could show him a thing or two. He's also sure he's got some moves she's never seen before so he's sure they'd have fun. Oh, and at fighting too, I guess. ]

I look forward to it.

[ Can't say he ever pictured himself hooking up (to fight) with an Avenger before. ]

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[She shifts a little so their shoulders touch as she takes a drink of her whiskey and stays there, not quite cuddling but a companionable contact. It's comfortable.]

Your friends aren't going to come after me for taking advantage of a blind man, are they?

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[ Matt barks a laugh, knocking his shoulder on hers as he tosses his head back. He's very expressive when he laughs honestly, ok. ]

Pretty sure that'll be the last thing on either of their minds if they heard about you.

[ Foggy would groan and suffer, Connor would probably want to know if they've banged. So yeah, priorities. ]

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[She laughs at that too, more subdued than him. Mostly because she enjoys his reaction.

He's a lot more expressive than she is.]

I don't know. Your one friend sometimes looks like he's afraid I'm going to eat him.

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[ The downside(?) to never seeing your own reflection, honestly. ]

Foggy's just jumpy. He's a big fan of the Avengers, so he probably got all star-struck when he first saw you.

[ As opposed to Matt, who very surely did not admire them. At all. He's kind of a stick in the mud. ]

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Oh, let me guess... [Her voice takes on an arch tone there, still in good humor, but she knows her boys.] Cap fan? Rogers has a lot of fans. Better attitude, and home town boy.

[She knows which of the Avengers sell toys.]

Not that Stark doesn't have his fans, but they tend to me... creepier.

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Yep. Wholesome and handsome. That's Foggy's type.

[ Well, it looks like that alcohol is starting to do its thing, huh? ]

Can't say I'm a huge fan of Tony Stark. I know what he did was great and all but he's... well, I don't envy having to deal with him. He comes off as kind of a prick.

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I called him a lot worse than that when I did his evaluation for SHIELD. Pretty sure Steve called him worse when they met, too. [She doesn't leave it at that, though.] He's a difficult guy, especially when you first meet him.

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Doesn't surprise me. He didn't exactly seem the superhero type when he was announcing his identity on live TV.

[ Since secrecy seems to be a pretty big superhero thing... god knows, Matt values his privacy. Hello Bendis is that you. ]

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He made a lot of people very unhappy when he did that. But it's hard to picture him doing much else.

[Her tone is very dry when she adds:]

He likes his name in lights.

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No kidding.

[ Matt would have punched his lights out for that. Fact. ]

Can't imagine that works out too well for you, with your line of work.

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No. [She draws out the word. She doesn't let her answer turn too serious though. She doesn't intend to make it about her, or to get into just how frustrating she finds it.]

It's not something we see eye to eye on. He's never going to understand keeping a low profile.

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Something tells me he and I wouldn't get along.

[ Matt laughs. Is this a circle he can be a part of now? Superheroes? He's not really comfortable with that, no thanks. ]

I don't usually say this, but I think you guys are a little bit out of my league.

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No, I don't think you would. I'd be surprised if there wasn't an argument. Maybe a fight.

[She can't help but find his reaction funny. Didn't she already say she was only here because she fell int a bad crowd.]

But I wouldn't say that puts us in a different league. The Avengers aren't even in the same league. Unless you think an ex-Russian spy is on the same level as actual superheroes.

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Saved the world, didn't you? Guess it doesn't matter what league you're in as long as you do that.

[ Matt may want to save people but he draws the line at that kind of scope. He sincerely hopes he never "falls in with a bad crowd" like Natasha did. He'll just start his own crowd with Luke Cage and Danny Rand someday. ]

Maybe next time aliens attack New York, I'll get roped into it too.

[ He really doesn't want there to be a next time, but he has to admit... it could happen. He's got a superhero name and everything. ]