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Natasha Romanoff ([personal profile] outstandingbalance) wrote2015-10-27 06:57 pm

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devilsavocado: (smirk; some would say that)

[personal profile] devilsavocado 2016-01-02 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Exactly.

[ Matt smiles, warmer now. Maybe it's cause he's had this conversation several times before with Foggy-- and even when they disagree, Matt still wins. It's familiar. This time when he pours them a glass, it's a bit more friendly than just mopey. ]

Might not be able to pay the bills with 'truth and justice,' but it hasn't stopped me yet.

[ He's kidding. Mostly. Totally. It'd be kinda sad if he wasn't... ]
Edited 2016-01-02 20:20 (UTC)
devilsavocado: (aquí en la tierra)

[personal profile] devilsavocado 2016-01-02 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, it's not like I need the light.

[ Foggy and Connor have definitely come home to an "empty" apartment, only to discover that Matt had simply not turned the lights on. ]

But I'm a stubborn sonuvabitch, you're right about that.

[ Doesn't matter how hard you hit him, he'll always get back up. Always. ]
devilsavocado: (smiling; first client)

[personal profile] devilsavocado 2016-01-03 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ That sets him smirking again, so yeah, he scoots a little closer. ]

Wouldn't mind showing off, if that's what you're into.

[ They could surely mean in the ring but they could also mean not in the ring, if you know what I'm sayin. Cause Matt knows what he's sayin. ]
devilsavocado: (the devil; smirk)

[personal profile] devilsavocado 2016-01-03 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
Never said that. Going toe to toe with you would be pretty fun.

[ He raises his glass and offers her a tiny toast, if only because-- really, he'd enjoy that. In both senses of the phrase. ]

I bet you could even teach me a thing or two.
devilsavocado: (smirk; good one)

[personal profile] devilsavocado 2016-01-03 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
Bring it on.

[ Matt smirks, confident. He is absolutely sure she could show him a thing or two. He's also sure he's got some moves she's never seen before so he's sure they'd have fun. Oh, and at fighting too, I guess. ]

I look forward to it.

[ Can't say he ever pictured himself hooking up (to fight) with an Avenger before. ]
devilsavocado: (avocado; u can't speak punjabi)

[personal profile] devilsavocado 2016-01-03 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
[ Matt barks a laugh, knocking his shoulder on hers as he tosses his head back. He's very expressive when he laughs honestly, ok. ]

Pretty sure that'll be the last thing on either of their minds if they heard about you.

[ Foggy would groan and suffer, Connor would probably want to know if they've banged. So yeah, priorities. ]
devilsavocado: (I mean you're not wrong)

[personal profile] devilsavocado 2016-01-03 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ The downside(?) to never seeing your own reflection, honestly. ]

Foggy's just jumpy. He's a big fan of the Avengers, so he probably got all star-struck when he first saw you.

[ As opposed to Matt, who very surely did not admire them. At all. He's kind of a stick in the mud. ]
Edited (oops missed a smidge) 2016-01-03 08:30 (UTC)
devilsavocado: (smirk; some would say that)

[personal profile] devilsavocado 2016-01-03 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Yep. Wholesome and handsome. That's Foggy's type.

[ Well, it looks like that alcohol is starting to do its thing, huh? ]

Can't say I'm a huge fan of Tony Stark. I know what he did was great and all but he's... well, I don't envy having to deal with him. He comes off as kind of a prick.
devilsavocado: (the devil; heh)

[personal profile] devilsavocado 2016-01-03 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Doesn't surprise me. He didn't exactly seem the superhero type when he was announcing his identity on live TV.

[ Since secrecy seems to be a pretty big superhero thing... god knows, Matt values his privacy. Hello Bendis is that you. ]
devilsavocado: (interested; confused)

[personal profile] devilsavocado 2016-01-04 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
No kidding.

[ Matt would have punched his lights out for that. Fact. ]

Can't imagine that works out too well for you, with your line of work.
devilsavocado: (my life is a shitshow right now)

[personal profile] devilsavocado 2016-01-04 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
Something tells me he and I wouldn't get along.

[ Matt laughs. Is this a circle he can be a part of now? Superheroes? He's not really comfortable with that, no thanks. ]

I don't usually say this, but I think you guys are a little bit out of my league.
devilsavocado: (convincing; listen to me)

[personal profile] devilsavocado 2016-01-04 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
Saved the world, didn't you? Guess it doesn't matter what league you're in as long as you do that.

[ Matt may want to save people but he draws the line at that kind of scope. He sincerely hopes he never "falls in with a bad crowd" like Natasha did. He'll just start his own crowd with Luke Cage and Danny Rand someday. ]

Maybe next time aliens attack New York, I'll get roped into it too.

[ He really doesn't want there to be a next time, but he has to admit... it could happen. He's got a superhero name and everything. ]

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